Gerald Sasser – 2 Days, 2 PRs:
The world gives us very few opportunities to see true beauty. The smile of a child – a Michelangelo painting – the sun setting from the beach of an island paradise – Michael Jordan’s fadeaway – the Holden Commodore Ute – Lidia Valentin – these are some of things that define beauty to me (at least three, maybe four of them). Today I believe I have witnessed something that I will not only be adding to that list, but something so perfect, so remarkable, that a strong case could be made for it to be added as the new Eighth Wonder of the World.
Here’s the thing: Gerald Sasser moves so well it’s almost annoying. He’s the one guy that actually moves as well as the lady exercisers. In fact, he moves better than the ladies. He’s like an angel wrapped in muscles and Lululemon (can a seminarian please check my angelology on that one? do they already have muscles and/or Lulu?). He’s always been very good, but with some work from Spencer and his “70-year-old dudes that can all Snatch more than you” coaches, he’s become magic. The Clean & Jerk PR from the video above is a work of art unto itself (slow down the Jerk if you don’t believe me… the feet stay flat until the real power has been translated from the hips, and the front foot is 3″ off the floor when the rear foot strikes), but the 290# Snatch… It’s breathtaking.
It’s so good that Spencer Arnold—an American Open Champion, technical Weightlifting expert, cocky/competitive son-of-a-bitch, and renown poo-pooer of everyone’s technique—sent me this text this morning while we were discussing the lift…
Yes, ladies and gentleman, that is a real text. One of the all-time Weightlifting snobs, admitting that a competitive exerciser has bested him at his own sport. This is truly a watershed moment. Expect the end of the world soon. Expect Gerald Sasser to become the Antichrist. Expect Reebok to realize they have no idea what they’re doing and to hand the keys over to Nike. Expect Robb Wolf to eat a donut.
Stand up and rejoice exercisers! Gerald Sasser has led you to the promised land (or hell), and you will never have to lift in shame again. Now prepare to weep tears of joy (or tears of pain from the whole burning in hell/lake of fire thing)…
Sasser – 290# Snatch @ Full Speed & Super Slow:
WOD 131119:
BBG
3X2 Hang Clean + Jerk (below the knee) @ 70% – rest 60 sec.
Strength
1a) 4X5 Push Press – absolute heaviest possible (work to 5RM), rest 60 sec.
1b) 4X5 Bent Over Row – heaviest possible, rest 90 sec.
Conditioning
For time:
Row 1k
50 Double-Unders
Row 750m
75 Double-Unders
Row 500m
100 Double-Unders
We love you Roodles.
-Ger and Cass
My goodness, that was alot of foreplay.
Fact
lol, can’t wait to meet you at GLI EA! (yes i’m a fan boy, please don’t judge me)
If anyone ISN’T excited to meet EA, they’re weird.
After watching Sasser utterly crush some stuff with utter ease in Cincinnati a few months ago, I continue to think the man floats when he walks.
This confirms it.
BBG:
1. 100kg
Strength:
1a. 70kg 80kg 84kg 87kg
1b. 100kg 105kg 109kg 109kg (Pendlay Rows)
Conditioning:
Later
BBG:
175
Strength:
A) 190×5 PR
B) 185 pendlays
Conditioning:12:43.
Feeling good
Conditioning:
11:48
1) 235
s1) 225, 235, 245×4, 245×4
s2) 245
Cond: 12.08
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Got my hoodie! 🙂
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BBG:
210#
Strength:
1a) 185-205-225-245(3)-235(3) [Should’ve done 235 instead of 245]
1b) 185 across
Conditioning:
12:18 – last 100 doubles were rough
BBG
225
Strength
200, 220, 227, 238 x 4 (surprised i failed this, first 4 felt good)
155, 175 175 175
CND
13:05 Really feeling the yesterdays squats during the rows, quads were lit up
BBG: Off 265
Strength : 185, 205, 215, 225×3 – couldnt hit 4th rep
1b) 185, 205, 185, 185
Cond: 12 something
1) 175
2)
A: 155/175/175/185(4)
B: 175/175/185/185
Cond) 14:47
BBG 1) 135
S1a) 135, 145X3
S1b) 135
Cond: 13:18 (subbed 75, 115, 150 singles for teh DUs)
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c+j 180
push press up to 200, 210 for 4 reps
bent row 175
con 13:37
flew through the first 50 DU’s unbroken, the last 100 had about 6 breaks
BBG:
1) 165
Strength:
1a) 165, 175, 180(-5), 190(2)
1b) 4×6: 155, 165, 175, 185
Conditioning:
13:20 (DU’s weren’t clicking today)
M/F/S
5/6/6
BBG: just cleans, based off 205#: 145#.
Strength: a) 85/105/125/125. Not for max, just till it felt confortable and no pain.
B) 115
Conditioning: 16:15min. I am ashamed of myself 🙁
BBG
@170
Strength
1a) 135/145/155/170
1b) 155/175/185/195
Conditioning
15:28
For time:
Row 1k (3:52)
50 Double-Unders (1:20)
Row 750m (2:25)
75 Double-Unders (2:11)
Row 500m (2:20)
100 Double-Unders (3:19)
M/35/170#
MFS: 3-7/6/3
M/35/156/5’9″
BBG
110 2/2-2/2-2/2
Strength
1a) 75-85-90-100
1b) 135-155-185-205
Conditioning
17:46(need to work on DU’s)
1) 205
a) 185-195-200-190
b) 150
Cond 13:53 Rx
goat workout
Cond-
11:19
BBG:
1.)195 ~ 6/6 but felt like pr weight today, these squats are slowly but surely destroying my spirit
Strength:
1a.)175, 185, 195, 200x3f
1b.)205, 205, 205, 215
Conditioning:
For time: 11:37
Row 1k ~ 1:45 avg
50 Double-Unders ~ UB
Row 750m ~ 1:48 avg
75 Double-Unders ~ 1 break
Row 500m ~ 1:48 avg
100 Double-Unders ~ 4 breaks (including 1 @ 99 f)
“including 1 @ 99 f”
Same. Nothing more annoying…
1) 85 kg
Strength
1a) 85-87,5-90-92,5 kg
1b) same as 1a, next time heavier
Cond:
12:24
Actually got the whole WOD in today!
BBG: 140#
Strength:
1a) 180
1b) 185-205 (although lots of leg movement at 205)
Conditioning: 14:18 @
Row 1k
100 singles
Row 750m
100 singles
Row 500m
100 singles
Piss off! I can’t do consecutive DUs
bbg
1)225
str
1a)205,220,230f(4),225 (possible 5rm or 5rm tie?)
1b)245,255,265,275 kipping bent rows right?
cond
missed the run/mu/run yesterday, so added in the 30mu today instead of doing both today
1000row,50du,15mu,750row,75du,10mu,500row,100du,5mu
19:19
BBG: 185
Strength: 1a) 205
1b) 225
Conditioning: 15:07
Not a great day all around
BBG: 185
1a) 185, 195, 205, 215×3 (went BTN for PP)
1b) 185 across
Cond: 16-17 minutes, DUs were pitiful today
1) 265
a) 200 across.
b) 155
Cond 13:01 (double unders are stupid)
BBG:
1) 185#
Strength:
1a) 155#, 175#, 195#, 205#
1b) 205#
WOD- 11:47Rx
10:23
BBG
185
Strength
1 a) 165, 185, 205, 215×4
b) 185, 205 for 3 sets
Cond
12:04. Shoe lace came undone twice on last round. Should of been easily a sub 12
BBG
-255
Strength
1a) 185,205,215,230
1b) 225,245×3
Conditioning
-12:26
C&J – 225
Conditioning – 12:13
BBG:
1) 175- no misses little less than 70% coming off a strained back
Strength:
1a) up to 220 – sorry Mikey
1b) 185
Conditioning:
12:52. DUs what?
You motherfucker
BBG:
No misses. All Push Jerks
Strength:
1a.) up to 215#, +10#
1b.) up to 205#
Cond:
12:28, 1:50 pace on all rows
BBG:
1) 225#
Strength:
1a) 225-235-245-255
1b) 245#
Conditioning:
13:49 (did 50, 100, 150 on double unders… Thats what I get for not writing it on a white board for me to see…)
BBG) 135
1a) 125- 135- 145(failed 4th)- 145(failed 3rd)
1b) 125-135-145-145
Conditioning) 12:29
*I think I got “rower’s high”..?
27/77kg/5’9″/M/CenEast
3/3/3 – Power was out. Slept at in-laws. Yeah…
HCln&Jerk: 165#. Off of 235#. No misses
PP: 135/145/155/160#. 25# PR for 5RM
BoR: 185/195×3
Conditioning: 12:25 Rx
Yea, bad storms rolled through here sunday (central illinois). my town and several local towns were hit with tornadoes. Two blocks north of me! Crazy, I was at the gym rowing when it happened.
Weightlifting
3×2@80
Strength
1a) 80,85,90,95(f,x3)
1b) 70 across
Conditioning
Subbed 50 Flutter Kicks (4ct) for each set of double unders because fuck that noise.
More relevant movement for goals anyways.
13:48
M/F/S
3/6/3
BBG
1. 157.5#
S
1a. 115, 135, 145, 145#
1b. 185, 205, 225, 245#
BBG: 140#
1a) 125-135-145-155 failed last one
1b) 135-155-165-165
Cond: 14:12
BBG- 135#
1a) 145#
1b) 125#
13:28
M/20/190
BBG 90 kg felt really light
1a) 185 lb.
1b) 175 lb.
conditioning 13:06 lose focus on double unders
BBG
3X2 Hang Clean + Jerk (below the knee) – 205
Strength
1a) 4X5 Push Press – 175,180,185,190-last set was difficult
1b) 4X5 Bent Over Row –215,215,215,225
Conditioning: 12:52. Rowing splits are improving, not the best rower. Double-unders were fine; it was the transitioning between movements/pieces that need to be better.
For time:
Row 1k
50 Double-Unders
Row 750m
75 Double-Unders
Row 500m
100 Double-Unders
Bbg: 185
Strength:
1) up to 190×4
2) up to 215
Cond:
13:47
did on Tuesday, forgot to post
BBG
3×2 at 135#
1a) 135-145-147.5 2.5# PR-150 5# PR
1b) 135×4 150×1
skipped conditioning did climbing training
BBG: 170#
1a) 180# (PR)
Cond – 17:17