Jared Fleming was at CF Sua Sponte today. This is 300# off high blocks.
This video reminds me of something I’ve been wanting to discuss on this site for quite some time, but it somehow keeps slipping my mind. Many of you have i-Phones. I too have an i-Phone. I believe it is the greatest technological advance in the last 7-billion years, and if there were a way to have it surgically attached to my brain I would. I, unlike many of you who have i-Phones, am really smart (I will not mention any other brand/make of phone, I will continue to pretend they don’t exist). Maybe smart is an overstatement. Maybe I’m just not as dumb as some of you. I’m sure you’re wondering what I’m basing my argument on, as the Outlaw Way has not yet developed an eleet exercise Wonderlic Test. My theory is based upon a simple diagnostic, really. I see data being offered up on a daily basis and I cannot, in good nature, allow some of you to make the rest of us look like buffoons anymore.
Here is my simple IQ test: if you send me an i-Phone video, and you’ve chosen to shoot it vertically… YOU ARE AN IDIOT. Don’t you notice THE BIG FUCKING BLACK BOXES ON EITHER SIDE OF THE SCREEN when you upload it to YouTube? No offense to any of you (actually be offended, I hate you), but you realize your video is going to look TERRIBLE when I post it here, right? Jared Fleming—right up ^^^^^^ there—should look like a Viking god throwing a 300# war hammer over his head, but noooooooo… John has him looking like your little cousin Jeff, throwing the football away as soon as he touched it the first time you made him play Smear the Queer when you were kids (Who named that game, btw? I actually feel bad for writing that. It was a good punchline though).
If you don’t believe me, watch this: